February 2012
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thisisntfarmlife replied to your post: Why I Love the Movies
can we please talk about my boner for The Brothers Bloom? Because I have one, and it’s the ragiest of hard-ons.
If anyone doesn’t have a hard on for The Brothers Bloom, they have no soul and are probably the spawn of Satan.
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ranation replied to your post: Honestly, if you don’t like Stand By Me, I don’t…
Do people even hang out with you?
No
:(
Honestly, if you don’t like Stand By Me, I don’t think we can hang out anymore.
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“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...”
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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Why I Love the Movies
I know I come off as terribly snobby when it comes to movies (The Help is racist!!!!!!), but I really, honestly do love movies. With all my heart. More than anything else.
(This post owes a whole lot to Film Critic Hulk’s ‘WHY YOU LOVE MOVIES’).
Because I can go literally anywhere anyone can imagine, either on this world or lightyears off it, with the click of a button.
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Plot twist I’m actually Bill Cosby
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thechosenjuan replied to your post: Woody Allen
wait you finished woody’s filmography and joined our exclusive club???
Bro I finished right before Whatever Works came out
kaufmans asked: Woody Allen
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Leave an actor/director in my ask and I'll list... →
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Watchtvandthings:
huffpostcomedy:
funnyordie:
Women’s Health Experts Speak Out with Nick Offerman, Tim Meadows and Judd Nelson
Male experts agree: No one knows more about women’s issues like birth control than middle-aged men and the Republican party.
This is beautiful.
Stick to the very end…priceless
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“I have some great friends who are NASCAR team owners.”
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Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, who only hangs out with “NASCAR team owners” and other rich people who are rich like he is.
How many more times can he use his foot to stick his silver spoon in his mouth?
(via The Atlantic)
Ugh
white people
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If you didn’t unfollow me tonight during the Oscars liveblog
I am so proud of you
Christopher Plummer is from Toronto
why don’t I live there
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curltoes replied to your photo: Finally coming to terms with tonight’s Oscars
proud of u
im doing my best okay gawd
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Things Canada has given us:
Ryan Gosling
CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER
Maple syrup
Nathan Fillion
Can we all agree that Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby is going to be the worst film of 2013 right now please?
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HOW CAN SOMEONE CLAIM THAT ONE THINGS IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER IF THEY DIDN’T SEE THE OTHER THING
IF YOU DIDN’T SEE ANY OF THE OTHER ACTRESSES NOMINATED
YOU CANNOT CLAIM THAT MERYL STREEP IS THE BEST
IT DOES NOT WORK THAT YOU
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
sheercalculatedsilliness:
Can fictional Hemingway and Dujardin make out
Ahahahahah this asshat from my school is trying to say that The Iron Lady wasn’t an Affirmative Action PSA
“It detailed how a woman reached power against all odds, It showed the sadness behind political life, and it showed the deteriorating effects of Alzheimer’s in a beautiful artistic way that gives us respect, love, and sympathy to thatcher & empowers us”
I...
Meryl Streep makes it so damn hard to be mad at her.
MICHEL, I'M GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE TREE OF...
At least it wasn’t The Help or Extremely Loud & Oh My God I Am So Offended.
ew
sheercalculatedsilliness:
If the pleh wins I’m tearing my eyeballs out and throwing them at the tv
